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华盛顿邮报搞了一个比赛，要求写两行押韵的诗，第一行能多浪漫就多浪漫，第二行能多不浪漫就多不浪漫，以下是一些入选作品

" Q9 x& C. J( Q1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life
我的心肝，我的挚爱，我美丽的贤妻，
我这辈子就毁在你手里。
! a- B' }& `  u$ _2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
你的容颜依稀入梦境，
( ?# d3 v) s7 h3 w. \: [于是我在尖叫中惊醒。
3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
0 Q( s4 Z4 G# i+ E/ P6 {善良、聪慧、多情而性感，
4 v! {* ?- t' ^/ `1 ^可惜这些你一条都不占。
$ y) ~0 `( D8 j. r  L! u6 @4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
; ^' M0 ~# E( p' {8 Q3 c( zBut I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.
爱是上天赐福，爱情多么美好，
5 Z4 z1 F. ~" H, z1 C+ Y6 y! E可我与你同眠只是因为喝高。
! J5 ?) J# A5 ^& P5 u3 l5. I thought that I could love no other
5 C  ?8 M+ u& u-- that is until I met your brother.
/ q% t- y; v/ w; y曾以为一生只爱你一个
直到遇见你的二表哥。
* l9 `/ U# Z5 ^- R6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
% R+ X4 h) a% @3 d) [But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
/ @6 \. K+ c( S# N5 u- m1 u娇艳的紫罗兰，鲜红的玫瑰，甜蜜的糖，就像你一样美。
但紫罗兰会凋谢，玫瑰会枯黄，糖碗空空如也，和你的脑袋一样。
" A4 C0 k5 V% v4 T2 H7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
我渴望你温柔的拥抱，
但别把你脸上的面具摘掉。
" t. W$ f; k/ y" O, B8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
我爱你的明眸，你的脸庞，你的微笑，
' T0 Y$ Y+ C5 r# j, T" u$ L: Q妈的，我真是说谎不打草稿！
9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
* K6 s) [9 B6 }% s. H( J+ C+ s爱人啊，你简直让我窒息，
你在哪沾上的一身臭气？
% [) q& u+ P$ ?# Q- ^  i10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "Go to hell."
我对你的深情无法付诸言语，
除了一句“滚一边去”！
5 y2 \) W# t5 g; U1 P2 P11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
是什么激发了我多情的诗篇？
伏特加两杯，酸柠檬一片。