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『老爸的英文情書』
  
真的很好笑 .... 摘自台灣日報

4 ^% o: x6 {+ K7 m老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪，但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書， 老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼， 老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了 真 的是 OH ！ MY GOD ！很有一套喔！   

Dear wang litte sister:
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>From see you one eye, I shit love you.
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
3 F/ E5 U! y3 F  [$ @8 L8 G$ pWhen you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
I think l should introduce myself to you.
I call Li big great. Toyear 25
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
I am a good man, in a big company work.
  _* B  S6 w  ~I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong bod! y to protect you.
3 L+ R. F2 k7 c- _2 i% M# lPlease come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
! H/ T0 F3 C* W3 k6 G: wand find a place where many monks live in to over my life;

Like Your people
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/ L# j& J$ U. f; Z* I+ t哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 !
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( \2 Y2 o- z) W* n9 h# L沒有高手翻譯你不會看得懂的喔 !
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Dear wang litte sister: 親愛的王小姐
>From see you one eye, I shit love you. 自從看到你的第一眼 , 我便愛上你。
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
8 d! r0 k3 l" j6 d1 Y( i+ G# d2 m妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，妳的眼睛貶啊貶 , 我就死去活來 ?
9 \5 G, t$ \) ]- v) L/ {; m; AMaybe you do not remember me, no matter.
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
也許你不記得我 , 沒有關係 , 當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情
. M7 ^  \4 `# W2 @$ b# ?I think l should introduce myself to you..
我想應該介紹一下自己。
; M6 ]3 ^* l2 v: @) ~6 v2 v6 DI call Li big great. Toyear 25
我叫李大偉 , 今年 25( 今天是 today, 那麼今年就是 toyear. 至於偉就翻成 great 吧！ )
% N0 u! G! ]$ z# @$ p& O' R7 GMy home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
9 o# g. @5 B. o  M! J, u! d- D! E& @! ~我家有四口人 .. 爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。
I am a good man, in a big company work.
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I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.
我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
3 D1 U5 v9 |6 U7 j- X* b5 V% iand find a place where many monks live in to over my life;
請嫁給我吧 , 否則我將削髮為僧 , 找個廟來了此一生。
( 實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光 , 嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。至於
「廟」字 , 也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。 )

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