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华盛顿邮报搞了一个比赛，要求写两行押韵的诗，第一行能多浪漫就多浪漫，第二行能多不浪漫就多不浪漫，以下是一些入选作品
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1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
, }! G' p4 |1 ^Marrying you has screwed up my life
+ D' Z& R& E% _4 Z7 G# h" T1 b我的心肝，我的挚爱，我美丽的贤妻，
我这辈子就毁在你手里。
" n9 I9 }* r: t; @; W- }2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
. N2 j' g5 H5 a" ?$ a2 v, X你的容颜依稀入梦境，
于是我在尖叫中惊醒。
4 r" e0 a9 D9 l( r3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
& }$ B( F; X* N5 ~2 x善良、聪慧、多情而性感，
可惜这些你一条都不占。
3 c" W( N! l: l9 ]1 I4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.
爱是上天赐福，爱情多么美好，
可我与你同眠只是因为喝高。
5. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother.
2 y$ h8 M; @9 ]; k- N6 K曾以为一生只爱你一个
' r: l! [9 H9 o7 Z7 N直到遇见你的二表哥。
6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
+ e' ]/ ^' ~9 KBut the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
娇艳的紫罗兰，鲜红的玫瑰，甜蜜的糖，就像你一样美。
但紫罗兰会凋谢，玫瑰会枯黄，糖碗空空如也，和你的脑袋一样。
& Q5 H, O3 r9 z. I) Z7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
# u. Y  V( K# L5 Z* T' ?我渴望你温柔的拥抱，
但别把你脸上的面具摘掉。
/ R3 S5 o0 J7 S( L8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
0 O, J) v" g: N; u7 W: U% _Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
我爱你的明眸，你的脸庞，你的微笑，
; i7 P& Z0 t9 A7 R# y/ E: q妈的，我真是说谎不打草稿！
( N, n( {! E  ?* y9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
! E" p- d; l1 w/ I爱人啊，你简直让我窒息，
; ~6 L, ?# y1 b9 f6 E; @6 k你在哪沾上的一身臭气？
10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
, ]4 b! h4 v. f% dExcept for maybe "Go to hell."
/ i, m0 ]5 V7 ~  q0 s% o我对你的深情无法付诸言语，
除了一句“滚一边去”！
/ F  _4 ]+ ^; c( D11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
是什么激发了我多情的诗篇？
伏特加两杯，酸柠檬一片。