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' x4 T& V* z5 Y! x7 v/ K4 S真的很好笑 .... 摘自台灣日報

# \: w, ?% ?2 q, e3 f老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪，但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書， 老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼， 老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了 真 的是 OH ！ MY GOD ！很有一套喔！   

Dear wang litte sister:
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& e: h8 _9 x" J/ q! ]3 R>From see you one eye, I shit love you.
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
" {9 a8 A& }6 `/ ?When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
I think l should introduce myself to you.
3 K, ?# o. y0 D, `% l. z2 _I call Li big great. Toyear 25
5 g. ~4 H! X9 N7 W9 i, R9 a' RMy home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
9 _! u' J  S5 W" h( c% A8 sI am a good man, in a big company work.
; }: p. Z7 g1 [# f4 \I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong bod! y to protect you.
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;

% Q  y* t, ^$ h+ yLike Your people
  
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 !
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7 Y2 G( S" ]9 l6 S/ T沒有高手翻譯你不會看得懂的喔 !
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Dear wang litte sister: 親愛的王小姐
  P7 F  ?* B+ j6 n6 J>From see you one eye, I shit love you. 自從看到你的第一眼 , 我便愛上你。
7 J) |# F0 M, v2 P0 C) qYour eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
9 ?3 k# g" T, p+ UYour eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，妳的眼睛貶啊貶 , 我就死去活來 ?
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
" A! o7 o3 B: W" Z  \9 t也許你不記得我 , 沒有關係 , 當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情
I think l should introduce myself to you..
我想應該介紹一下自己。
4 O: h- \8 e9 x! T& oI call Li big great. Toyear 25
, i7 j" _3 H8 `1 ?4 ?我叫李大偉 , 今年 25( 今天是 today, 那麼今年就是 toyear. 至於偉就翻成 great 吧！ )
) u* e- f- s( C% V2 \2 p1 k8 n# C( NMy home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
, l) q+ Q& a; S# O5 X' B我家有四口人 .. 爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。
8 B5 F6 ~5 L6 XI am a good man, in a big company work.
我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。
I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.
我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;
請嫁給我吧 , 否則我將削髮為僧 , 找個廟來了此一生。
( 實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光 , 嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。至於
「廟」字 , 也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。 )

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喜歡妳的人
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